How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
40. 1 to change the bulb, and 39 to complain it’s electric.
What do you call a room full of lights?
Delightful!
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a bomb?
Dino-mite!
What is a pig’s favorite tool?
A ham-mer!
What do cool keys say?
Keace out, yo!
What do you call a doughnut mixed with a dog?
A bagel! [beagle]
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