Who are the best tooth pullers?
The New York Yankees!
What tower cannot eat anything?
The I full tower!
Did you hear about the guy who spent a whole weekend watching football?
Well, on Monday his wife tried to wake him up for work and said, “Come on, Larry, it’s twenty to seven!”
He looked around and said, “What? Really? Who’s winning?”
Hickory dickory dock,
The mouse ran up the clock,
The clock struck one…
The rest came down with minor injuries.
How did the Easter eggs get off the highway?
They took the eggzit!
What did Buddha say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything!
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