Jokes By Kids

From Jhhh, 3 years old, T k

What eats wood and makes honey?

A bee-ver!

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From Hunter McClintock, 12 years old, Pennsylvania

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck!

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From Sadie, 9 years old, Massachusetts

Lila: Knock knock
Bryn: Who’s There?
Lila: Banana
Bryn: Banana Who?
Lila: Banana
Bryn: Banana Who?
Lila: Banana
Bryn: BANANA WHO!!!!

Lila: Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

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From JokeMaster 123, 11 years old, Tennessee

What do you get when you cross a toad with a lightsaber?

Star Warts!

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From Carson, 9 years old, Silome Springs, Arkansas

What color socks do bears wear?

They don’t wear socks, they have bear feet!

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From Carson Stell, 9 years old, Silome Springs, Arkansas

One day two owls had a talk.
The first owl said: I got a new friend!

The second owl said: Hoot?

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