Why did the bear get the honey in a flash?
‘Cause he couldn’t bear it!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Reflecting mirror.
Reflecting mirror who?
Reflecting mirror who?
Why are bees hardworking?
Because they have a bzzzzzzness to run!
How does a tree get access to a computer?
It LOGS on!
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.
Her husband responds, “But they are twins. If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.”
What concert costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
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