What goes oob oob?
A backwards ghost!
Why are opinions like armpits??
Because everybody has them and sometimes they stink!!!
What’s the longest word in the English vocabulary?
It is “smiles” because there is a mile between the first letter and the last.
What do you get when you cross a Boy Scout with a zombie?
A kid that scares the little old lady across the street!
Where do zombies live?
On a dead end!
Why did the dirty chicken cross the road and then cross back?
Because he was a dirty double crosser!
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