Jokes By Kids

From Aim, age 11, Indonesia

What should you do to act like an animal?

Just Duck in the pond!

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From Nathan L, 12 years old, Australia

Three men walk into a bar…..

The forth one ducks…..
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

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From Jay D., 10 years old, Brea, California

What do you call a 1,000 year old pizza?

Ancient grease!

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From Secret Jokester, age 10

Who was the first math student?

Add-em (Adam)!

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From Tyler, 12 years old, Minnesota

What did the big tomato say to the little one?

Catch Up!

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From Jade, age 7, Colorado

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?

I didn’t know you were an owl!

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