If you broke your leg in two places, what would you do?
Never go back to those two places!
What did the calculator say to the girl?
I’ll solve all your problems!
What do you call a cold brick?
A brr-ick
Why does a fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold up his pants.
What do pigs take if they’re sick?
Mud-icine!
Zoe: Hello Emma, what a good day.
Emma: Zoe, what’s my name tomorrow?
Zoe: Emma.
Emma: What is my name in 5 days?
Zoe: Emma.
Emma: What about 10 weeks?
Zoe: Emma.
Emma: Knock Knock!
Zoe: Who is there?
Emma: Zoe, I am ashamed of you, you forgot my name already!
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