If a fire hydrant has H20 on the inside, what does it have on the outside?
K9P!!! (Canine Pee!)
What is a pirate’s favourite letter?
X! It’s where the treasure is buried!
What do you get if you eat beans and onions?
TEAR GAS!!
What did the robot frog say?
Reboot, Reboot, Reboot!
A day without sunshine is like …
You know, night!!
A teacher says “The first kid to answer my question can go home.”
A kid throws his backpack out the window, then the teacher says “Who threw that?”
The kid says, “Me! I am going home!”
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