Jokes By Kids

From Messing A. Round, 9 years old, Michigan, USA

What is an ant’s favorite place in the world?

Antarctica!

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From Melissa, 8 years old, Hurst, Texas

What’s a dog’s favorite instrument?

A trombone!

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From Khan Afif, 9 years old, London, UK

What do you call a moon that tastes like a lemon???

LE-MOON!!

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From Henry Pieqi Ding, 9 years old, California,USA

Why was it easy for the bully to beat up the computer?

It ran on MicroSOFT!

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From Henry Pieqi Ding, 9 years old, California,USA

What did the yo-yo say to the other yo-yo?

Yo!

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From Khan Afif, 9 years old, London, UK

What do you call a moon that is evil?

DEMON

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