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From Ella, 10 years old, New Zealand

What did the owl say when he saw the back gate open?

Who let the dogs out? Who who who?
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Filed Under: Bird

From Gg, 3 years old, Get land

What goes oob oob?

A backwards ghost!
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Filed Under: Ghost, Riddles

From Jericho O'Hare, 9 years old, Lincoln, Nebraska

Why are opinions like armpits??

Because everybody has them and sometimes they stink!!!
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Filed Under: Miscellaneous

From Andra Belea, 11 years old, Romania

What’s the longest word in the English vocabulary?

It is “smiles” because there is a mile between the first letter and the last.
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Filed Under: Alphabet

From Etho, 10 years old, Minnesota

What do you get when you cross a Boy Scout with a zombie?

A kid that scares the little old lady across the street!
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Filed Under: Zombie

From Benjamin, 9 years old, England

Where do zombies live?

On a dead end!
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Filed Under: Zombie

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