Why couldn’t the astronaut get a room on the moon?
Because it was full!
What do ducks wear at a wedding?
Duxedos
How do you know if a train passed by?
It left behind its tracks!
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
What do they call the alligator who investigates?
An investigator!!!!!
Naughty kid calls on the phone.
Kid: Do you have a refrigerator?
Man: Yes
Kid: Is it running?
Man: Yes
Kid: Hold it or it might run away
…later…
Kid: Do you have a refrigerator?
Man: No
Kid: Didn’t I tell you to hold it?
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