What do you call a dog near the fire?
A hotdog!
Person 1: You are in a grocery store where each aisle contains food that all starts with the same letter. There are aisles of Q, R, S and T. What aisle comes next??
Person 2: Easy, Aisle of U!
Person 1: I love you too, buddy!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any cookies left??
What’s the difference between a mailbox and an elephant’s bottom?
You’re not mailing my letters!!
Why do fish play tennis so poorly?
They try to avoid getting too close to the net!
What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
Irrelephant!
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