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From Henry Pieqi Ding, 9 years old, California,USA

In a game of basketball a player said to the other team,”You guys were way ahead! Now we’re tied!”
The other player said “Not for long, Shoelace!”
“Why are you calling me Shoelace?” asks the player who started the conversation.

“Because i just unTIED you!”
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Filed Under: Shoe, Sports

From Nathan J., 7 years old, Seattle, WA

How does a band get loud underwater?

With sound waves.
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Filed Under: Music

From Henry Pieqi Ding, 9 years old, California

What do you call a shoe sailing through the air?

A Shoefly!
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Filed Under: Clothing, Riddles, Shoe

From Hank McLees, 12 years old, Loveland, CO

How are pigs and ink related?

They are both in pens!
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Filed Under: Pig

From OneDirectionInfection, 12 years old, England

Why couldn’t the flower ride the bike?

Because its petals (pedals) fell off!
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Filed Under: Flower and Garden

From Cohle, 5 years old, Rhode Island

Why did the belt go to jail?

Because he held up a pair of pants!
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Filed Under: Clothing, Riddles

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