What does bread say when its son is in big trouble?
You are some burnt toast, son!!!!
Q: How do you make a football player feel cold?
A: Make him stand close to the fans!
Why is it hard to play cards in the jungle?
There are too many cheetahs!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A frostbite!
What did the bird say to the worm?
I’m just going to wing it!
If the Government wanted George Washington’s ID, what did he show them?
He probably just whipped out a Quarter.
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