Jokes By Kids

From Leena Cha-Cha Chang, 12 years old, Kenmore, WA

I had a winged friend who was not very smart. What do you call him?

A birdbrain!

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From Julian, 8 years old, GA

What did the snake put on his floor?

Reptiles!

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From Leena Cha-Cha Chang, 12 years old, Kenmore, WA

What do you call a rock that is furry and squeaks?

A pumice.

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From Leilani Kara, 10 years old, New Zealand, Dunedin

Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Narnia.
Narnia who?

Narnia business!

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From Meeeeeeeee, 11 years old, Miami

There are two tomatoes in a fridge.
One says: It’s sooo cold!
What does the other one say?

OMG! A talking tomato!

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From Gracie, 9 years old, Fairfeld

Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow …

Moo!

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