Do zombies eat doughnuts with their fingers?
No, I think they eat their fingers afterwards!
What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Because he had a hole in one!
Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
Because he ran out of juice!
Why can’t leopards hide?
Cause they’re always spotted!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
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