What do you get when you cross a toad with a lightsaber?
Star Warts!
What color socks do bears wear?
They don’t wear socks, they have bear feet!
One day two owls had a talk.
The first owl said: I got a new friend!
The second owl said: Hoot?
Why did the bear get the honey in a flash?
‘Cause he couldn’t bear it!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Reflecting mirror.
Reflecting mirror who?
Reflecting mirror who?
Why are bees hardworking?
Because they have a bzzzzzzness to run!
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