Yesterday two zombies had a talk.
Zombie 1: I got a new hot girlfriend!
Zombie 2: Cool, where did you dig her up?
What do you call a snowman eating cake?
Frosting snowman!
Have you heard of the man who had his whole left side cut off?
He is all right now.
Raghu: I am feeling homesick.
Mom: But…this is your home, Raghu.
Raghu: I know …and I’m sick of it!
Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?
12 – 2nd January, 2nd February…!
Who designed Noah’s ark?
An ark-itect!
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