Why was the strawberry late for work?
It was in a traffic jam!
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he stole second base!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Turnip!
Turnip who?
Can you turnip the heat? I’m cold!
What did the boxer say to his barber?
Give me an uppercut!
Teachers tell us to achieve our dreams…..
But they won’t even let us sleep in class!
Why did the llama cross the road?
Because the chicken retired!!
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