Knock knock!
Who is there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter but you never wrote back!
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches?
Because then it would be a foot!!
What’s black, white, and red all over?
The newspaper! (red == read)
What do you call a pirate’s favorite movie?
One that’s rated “Rrrrrr”.
What does bread say when its son is in big trouble?
You are some burnt toast, son!!!!
Q: How do you make a football player feel cold?
A: Make him stand close to the fans!
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