Why is it hard to play cards in the jungle?
There are too many cheetahs!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A frostbite!
What did the bird say to the worm?
I’m just going to wing it!
If the Government wanted George Washington’s ID, what did he show them?
He probably just whipped out a Quarter.
I had a winged friend who was not very smart. What do you call him?
A birdbrain!
What did the snake put on his floor?
Reptiles!
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