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From Daija, 8 years old

What is a hamburger’s girlfriend?

A chicken patty.
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Filed Under: Food

From Wanna-Be-Steven-Wright, 14 years old, USA

I’m having Amnesia and Déjà vu!

I think I’ve forgotten this before.
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Filed Under: Miscellaneous

From Renella Singh, 12 years old, England

What do you call a cow eating grass?

A lawn-moo-er!
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Filed Under: Cow

From Jeffrey Davis, 8 years old, Florida

What did the zombie girl say to her new zombie boyfriend?

You stole my heart!
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Filed Under: Zombie

From Yesenia, 11 years old, Loudon, Tennessee

As I was going to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wives.
Each wife had seven sacks,
Each sack had seven cats,
Each cat had seven kits.
Kits, cats, sacks, and wives –
How many were going to St. Ives?

One. 🙂
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Filed Under: Riddles

From Anusha, 11 years old, Lahore, Pakistan

Einstein and Mr Bean are sitting next to each other on a long flight.

Einstein: Let’s play a game. I will ask you a question, if you don’t know the answer you pay me only $5, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.

Mr. Bean: OK.

Einstein: What is the distance from the earth to the moon?

Mr. Bean: *Silently hands over $5*

Einstein: All right, now it’s your turn.

Mr. Bean: What goes up a hill with four legs but comes down with only three?

Einstein: *Asks all his friends and searches the web but does not find the answer. After an hour, he finally gives Mr. Bean $500*

Mr. Bean: OK, what is your question?

Einstein: What DOES go up a hill with four legs but comes down with only three?

What happens next?

Mr. Bean: *Silently hands over $5*

🙂

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Filed Under: Riddles

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