Jokes By Kids

From Eiman, 9 years old, France

What kind of medicine did the doctor give to Dracula?

A coffin medicine!

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From Abbott and Costello, 13 years old, Michigan

What goes bump bump bump bump bump bump CLUMP bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump CLUMP?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

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From Meeree Kwak, 11 years old, Canada BC West Vancouver

What do gorillas have for lunch?

A “gorilled” cheese sandwich!

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From Joseph, 11 years old, Festus, MO

If a fire hydrant has H20 on the inside, what does it have on the outside?

K9P!!! (Canine Pee!)

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From Malachi Nutter, 7 years old, Mullumbimby Australia

What is a pirate’s favourite letter?

X! It’s where the treasure is buried!

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From Luke, 11 years old, WA

What do you get if you eat beans and onions?

TEAR GAS!!

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