Jokes By Kids

From Xander, 6 years old, New Zealand

What happens when you feed Spider-Man corn?

He makes cobwebs.

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From Susan, a grownup, VA

How far is it from one basketball court to the next?

Just a hoop, skip, and a jump!

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From Vincent, 10 years old, U.S.A

What’s a pencil’s favorite place?

Pencilvania!

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From Collin, 8 years old, U.S.A

Why did the rubber ducky cross the road?

To get to the bath!

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From Abdullah Arshad, 11 years old, Riyadh,Saudi Arabia

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?

Butter open the door, please!

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From Messing A. Round, 9 years old, Michigan, USA

What is an ant’s favorite place in the world?

Antarctica!

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