What do you call a rock that is furry and squeaks?
A pumice.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Narnia.
Narnia who?
Narnia business!
There are two tomatoes in a fridge.
One says: It’s sooo cold!
What does the other one say?
OMG! A talking tomato!
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow …
Moo!
Yesterday two zombies had a talk.
Zombie 1: I got a new hot girlfriend!
Zombie 2: Cool, where did you dig her up?
What do you call a snowman eating cake?
Frosting snowman!
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