Why did the llama cross the road?
Because the chicken retired!!
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
He was too stuffed!
What do you call a boat full of lambs going to war?
A battlesheep!
Why should a fish know its weight?
Because it has scales!
A comedian was being chased by zombies.
“Please don’t eat me!” He cried out.
How did the zombies reply?
“We no eat you. You a comedian. You taste funny.”
I got this joke from the book I Funny.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poke-er-face!
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