What’s the longest word in the English vocabulary?
It is “smiles” because there is a mile between the first letter and the last.
What do you get when you cross a Boy Scout with a zombie?
A kid that scares the little old lady across the street!
Where do zombies live?
On a dead end!
Why did the dirty chicken cross the road and then cross back?
Because he was a dirty double crosser!
What do you call a good looking dog?
Hot dog!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange ya glad I didn’t say banana?
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