Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Boomerang.
Boomerang who?
Boomer-rang the bell, please open the door !!!
What letter can you drink?
T!
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
Cheap, Cheap!
How do you plan a party in space?
You got to planet!
Can you eat a sweaty dog?
Yes, it’s a HOT dog!
In a game of basketball a player said to the other team,”You guys were way ahead! Now we’re tied!”
The other player said “Not for long, Shoelace!”
“Why are you calling me Shoelace?” asks the player who started the conversation.
“Because i just unTIED you!”
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