What do you call a cold parrot?
A brr-d!
There were two dads and two sons going to fish, but how come they got only 3 fish?
There were one grandpa, one dad, and a son. The grandpa was the dad of the dad and the dad is the dad of the son. And the dad is the son of the grandpa and the son is the son of the dad!
What do you call a frozen cat?
A catsicle!
How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
40. 1 to change the bulb, and 39 to complain it’s electric.
What do you call a room full of lights?
Delightful!
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a bomb?
Dino-mite!
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