How does a band get loud underwater?
With sound waves.
What do you call a shoe sailing through the air?
A Shoefly!
How are pigs and ink related?
They are both in pens!
Why couldn’t the flower ride the bike?
Because its petals (pedals) fell off!
Why did the belt go to jail?
Because he held up a pair of pants!
Do you know why Abraham Lincoln didn’t need an ID?
Because his face was already on the penny!
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