What did the dog say to the cat?
Catch ya later.
What is a hamburger’s girlfriend?
A chicken patty.
I’m having Amnesia and Déjà vu!
I think I’ve forgotten this before.
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A lawn-moo-er!
What did the zombie girl say to her new zombie boyfriend?
You stole my heart!
As I was going to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wives.
Each wife had seven sacks,
Each sack had seven cats,
Each cat had seven kits.
Kits, cats, sacks, and wives –
How many were going to St. Ives?
One. 🙂
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