What is a pig’s favorite tool?
A ham-mer!
What do cool keys say?
Keace out, yo!
What do you call a doughnut mixed with a dog?
A bagel! [beagle]
Who are the best tooth pullers?
The New York Yankees!
What tower cannot eat anything?
The I full tower!
Did you hear about the guy who spent a whole weekend watching football?
Well, on Monday his wife tried to wake him up for work and said, “Come on, Larry, it’s twenty to seven!”
He looked around and said, “What? Really? Who’s winning?”
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