Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
I love.
I love who?
Oh, I love you too!
What is a cat’s favorite candy?
A Kit CAT!
There’s a pink woman who lives in a circle house with a pink clock and a pink bed and a pink TV and a pink floor, everything’s pink. One day her husband is gone – someone took him. Her friend said she was at the movies, it was a Sunday. Her mailman was off shift, but her maid said she was vacuuming the corners of the circle house. Who’s the thief?
The maid
If you don’t get it: it’s a circle house, no corners, how could she clean corners?
What did the turkey say to the Teddy Bear?
What does your stuffing taste like?
What is the worst place for a zombie to go?
A living room!
What is a phone’s favorite candy?
LOL-ly pops!
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