When do ducks wake up?
At the quack of dawn!
A friend told me this joke. A man with a green shirt lives in the green house. A man with a blue shirt lives in the blue house. So who lives in the white house?
The President!
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Do-you-think-he-saur-us.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
It’s an owl! OMG !!!!!!!
One day I tried to go find some camouflage pants…
But I couldn’t find them!
Why did the kid put candy on his bed?
To have a dream about Candy Land!
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