Hickory dickory dock,
The mouse ran up the clock,
The clock struck one…
The rest came down with minor injuries.
How did the Easter eggs get off the highway?
They took the eggzit!
What did Buddha say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything!
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato!
You hear it speak, for it has a hard tongue. But it cannot breathe, for it has no lung. What is it?
A Bell
Can I tell you a joke?
I’M JOKING!!!!!!!
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