Teachers tell us to achieve our dreams…..
But they won’t even let us sleep in class!
Why did the llama cross the road?
Because the chicken retired!!
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
He was too stuffed!
What do you call a boat full of lambs going to war?
A battlesheep!
Why should a fish know its weight?
Because it has scales!
A comedian was being chased by zombies.
“Please don’t eat me!” He cried out.
How did the zombies reply?
“We no eat you. You a comedian. You taste funny.”
I got this joke from the book I Funny.
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