What is the funniest fish in the sea?
A clownfish!
Why should you never tell a secret in a cornfield?
Because the corn has ears!
Why is Santa good at karate?
He has a black belt!
There are 2 muffins in an oven.
One muffin says, “Man, it’s hot in here.”
What does the other muffin say?
“Ahhh! A talking muffin!”
What do you call a dog sleeping on a computer?
Browser!!!
What did the salad say to the fridge?
Don’t look, I’m dressing!
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