How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poke-er-face!
What has hundreds of ears but can’t hear?
Corn!
Why did the boy put the snowball under his pillow?
To dream about a winter wonderland!
What happens once in a minute, twice in a moment but never in a thousand years?
The letter M!
Why are pirates such good singers?
Because they always hit the high C’s!!!
What do you give a lemon when it is sick?
Lemon-aid!
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