Teacher: What color should we paint the sun and the leaves?
Boy: The sun rose and the leaves blue! (blew)
What do you call a baby born on a plane?
Airborn!
What’s Dora’s favorite movie?
Doraline!
If one side of a barn’s roof is red, and the other is blue, a rooster will come and lay an egg on the top. which side does the egg roll down?
Neither! Roosters don’t lay eggs!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the opossum how it’s done!
What’s a racer’s favorite season?
WINter!
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