A friend told me this joke. A man with a green shirt lives in the green house. A man with a blue shirt lives in the blue house. So who lives in the white house?
The President!
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From No Thanks, 11 years old, Canada
A friend told me this joke. A man with a green shirt lives in the green house. A man with a blue shirt lives in the blue house. So who lives in the white house?
From Kelly, 13 years old, CT
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
From Fuzzy or Alanis, 10 years old, New York, USA
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
From Blake, 10 years old, Dallas, Texas
One day I tried to go find some camouflage pants…
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Why did the kid put candy on his bed?
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Where are otters from?
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