Jokes By Kids

From Kaleb, 3 years old, Chesterfield, VA

What do you call a snowman eating cake?

Frosting snowman!

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From Liam, 11 years old, England

Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?

12 – 2nd January, 2nd February…!

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From Liam, 11 years old, England

Who designed Noah’s ark?

An ark-itect!

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From Jill, 11 years old, New York

What does the fox say?

It’s definitely not RING-DING-DING-DING-DING-DING-DING!!!!

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From Akira, 8 years old, Chicago

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?

Orange you going to open the door?

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From Pablo Barron, 9 years old, Texas

Doctor: So, what brought you here?

Patient: An ambulance, why?

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