Why did the horse get detention?
Because he was horsing around!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From NINTENDOgirl, 12 years old, U.S.A. Clarksville Tennessee
Why did the horse get detention?
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What kind of tables did the mother want her kid to eat?
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What do you call a pig that knows karate?
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What do you call a duck in a box?
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What did the pizza say about the mozzarella’s joke?
From Nathan, 12 years old, India
Knock, knock!
Who is there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
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