What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
Cheap, Cheap!
How do you plan a party in space?
You got to planet!
Can you eat a sweaty dog?
Yes, it’s a HOT dog!
In a game of basketball a player said to the other team,”You guys were way ahead! Now we’re tied!”
The other player said “Not for long, Shoelace!”
“Why are you calling me Shoelace?” asks the player who started the conversation.
“Because i just unTIED you!”
How does a band get loud underwater?
With sound waves.
What do you call a shoe sailing through the air?
A Shoefly!
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