What does Santa clean with?
A brrrrrrrroom!
What did Elvis sing to the pooch he adopted from the animal shelter?
You ain’t nothing but a pound dog!
What kind of shoes do cars like?
VANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What hair explodes?
Bangs!!!!
What do you get when you cross a cow and a radio?
Moo-sic!
Why did the skeleton fail miserably at every single job interview he was at and had to turn to scaring people?
Because he was bone idle! Geddit?
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