Why did the goat join the band?
He has horns!
When do astronauts eat?
At LAUNCH time!
What kind of people do you find in school?
Nerds, Dum Dums, and Smarties!
Person #1 knocks on Person #2’s door.
Person #1 says,”Knock knock!”
Person #2 says,”Come in!”
Person #1 is puzzled.”Why didn’t you say who’s there?”
Person #2 replies,”Because whenever I do, someone always answers with a stupid joke!”
Why did the elephant cross the road?
Because the chicken was on strike.
What is everything but nothing?
Something.
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