How do you make a hot dog stand?
Take away its chair!
What did the mushroom say to the flower?
You want to hang out? I’m a fungi!
During roll call my teacher said to me “Are you chewing gum, young lady?”
“No, I’m Neo”
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch, silly!
I have keys but no locks. I have space but no room. You can enter but can’t go outside. What am I?
A keyboard!
Why did the student do his math problems on the floor?
Because the teacher told them not use tables!
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