What do you get when you cross a cow and a radio?
Moo-sic!
Why did the skeleton fail miserably at every single job interview he was at and had to turn to scaring people?
Because he was bone idle! Geddit?
How do you make a hot dog stand?
Take away its chair!
What did the mushroom say to the flower?
You want to hang out? I’m a fungi!
During roll call my teacher said to me “Are you chewing gum, young lady?”
“No, I’m Neo”
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch, silly!
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