What kind of tables did the mother want her kid to eat?
Vegetables!
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop!
What do you call a duck in a box?
A quacker!
What did the pizza say about the mozzarella’s joke?
That was cheesy!
Knock, knock!
Who is there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a way to tickle your funny bone!
Teacher: What color should we paint the sun and the leaves?
Boy: The sun rose and the leaves blue! (blew)
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