Jokes By Kids

From Lee, 8 years old, Hattiesburg, MS, USA

Why did someone buy a kazoo with a picture of an egg covered in sand on it?

Because he wanted to see the Sandy Egg Kazoo (San Diego Zoo)

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From 44, 3 years old, 2 land

Knock knock
Who’s there
Ahi
Ahi who

Ahi-ppopotamus!

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From Gdfwe, 3 years old, E

What do ghosts eat?

Boooooooberry pie

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From Sophie Moran, 7 years old, Laguna Hills

What’s a boxer’s favorite drink?

Fruit punch!

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From Hopester, 13 years old, Awesome NJ

What did the duck say when she bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill!

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From Macey:), 8 years old, Abu Dhabi ,UAE

What do you put on a pig’s rash?

OINKMENT

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