Jokes By Kids

From Lily, 8 years old, Louisiana

Why is Santa good at karate?

He has a black belt!

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From Comedian, 11 years old, Iowa

There are 2 muffins in an oven.
One muffin says, “Man, it’s hot in here.”

What does the other muffin say?

“Ahhh! A talking muffin!”

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From Reagan, 9 years old, Slansville, WV

What do you call a dog sleeping on a computer?

Browser!!!

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From :-) , 11 years old, Loudon, Tennessee

What did the salad say to the fridge?

Don’t look, I’m dressing!

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From Emarald, 10 years old, Pennsylvania

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?

Car Go Beep, Beep!!

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From Emily, 10 years old, Perryopolis, Pennsylvania

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?

I butter not tell you, its a secret!

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