Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Aladdin!
Aladdin who?
Aladdin your class wants to have a talk with you!
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes, buildings don’t jump at all!
Why did the kid buy a broken record?
Because it was a smash hit.
What did the ghost keep under his basement?
Whines (wines) and spirits!
A dog walks into a cats-only club. The cats begin to chase her and all of the cats are male. Then one of the cats crosses out “cats only” and adds the dog’s name – why?
Because the dog was so cute they all fell in love so they were trying to ask her out on a date!
What does Santa clean with?
A brrrrrrrroom!
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