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From Emma, 8 years old, California

What did the elephant say to the other elephant when he found a toy in the car?

Put it in the trunk!
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Filed Under: Elephant

From Rachel, 3 years old, Utah

Why did the skeleton cross the road?

Because the body shop was on the other side!
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Filed Under: Cross the Road

From Lee, 3 years old,

What is the tastiest tower in the world?

The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
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Filed Under: Food

From Jessica, 9 years old, Santa Maria, California

Why can’t you play in the jungle?

Because there is going to be a cheetah (cheater)!
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Filed Under: Riddles

From Lee, 8 years old, Hattiesburg, MS, USA

What did the bookshelf say to the curtain when it was going crazy?

Pull yourself together!
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Filed Under: What Did?

From Jaabili, 5 years old, Dallas, TX

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Ear
Ear who?

Here we are!
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Filed Under: Knock Knock

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