Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus!
What’s a baby’s motto?
If you don’t succeed at first, cry again!
Why did the owl invite the mushroom to his birthday party?
Because he was a fun guy (fungi)!
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter but you never wrote back!
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches?
Because then it would be a foot!!
What’s black, white, and red all over?
The newspaper! (red == read)
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