What happens once in a minute, twice in a moment but never in a thousand years?
The letter M!
Why are pirates such good singers?
Because they always hit the high C’s!!!
What do you give a lemon when it is sick?
Lemon-aid!
What do you get when you cross a centipede with a chicken?
Drumsticks for everyone!
Why was the spider on the computer?
Because he was making a web-site!
What Christmas song is hidden in the alphabet:
A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z?
Noel (No “L”)
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