When do astronauts eat?
At LAUNCH time!
What kind of people do you find in school?
Nerds, Dum Dums, and Smarties!
Person #1 knocks on Person #2’s door.
Person #1 says,”Knock knock!”
Person #2 says,”Come in!”
Person #1 is puzzled.”Why didn’t you say who’s there?”
Person #2 replies,”Because whenever I do, someone always answers with a stupid joke!”
Why did the elephant cross the road?
Because the chicken was on strike.
What is everything but nothing?
Something.
Why did someone buy a kazoo with a picture of an egg covered in sand on it?
Because he wanted to see the Sandy Egg Kazoo (San Diego Zoo)
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