Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Woo
Woo Who?
Don’t get too excited, it’s just a joke!
What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don’t look, I’m changing!
Mother: Jimmy, did you eat all the bananas?
Jimmy: Yes.
Mother: Jimmy, how could you?!
Jimmy: With my mouth!
When do ducks wake up?
At the quack of dawn!
A friend told me this joke. A man with a green shirt lives in the green house. A man with a blue shirt lives in the blue house. So who lives in the white house?
The President!
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Do-you-think-he-saur-us.
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