What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh!
What do you give a sick bird?
A tweetment!
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?
Because she was a plant eater!
What is Nemo’s least favorite candy?
Swedish Fish!
If you are an American going into the bathroom and an American going out of the bathroom what are you in the bathroom?
European! (You’re-peeing)
What kind of flower grows on your face?
Tulips (two lips)!
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