What’s a thing, but not a thing at all?
NOTHING
Where does spaghetti go to dance?
The meat-ball!
How do you make seven even?
You take the S off!
Why did the cow cross the road?
Because it was the chicken’s day off!
Teacher – What is today’s reason for coming late?
Boy – I ran so fast that I forgot to think of a reason!
How do you heal a pumpkin’s bruise?
With a pumpkin patch!!!!
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