Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
How does a clam talk to a friend?
On the shell phone!!!!
Why did the lion cross the road?
He thought he smelled chicken!
What is a zombie’s favorite street?
A dead end.
I really like this book about anti-gravity.
It is impossible to put down!
It’s so cold …
The devil is yelling “Icecaps in my wonderful fiery kingdom!”
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