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From Nick, 10 years old, Canada

Where do soccer players dance?

At the foot ball!
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Filed Under: Sports

From Michael Fessey, 11 years old, Southport

Why was a pear sitting in a tree?

Because that’s where they are supposed to grow!!
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Filed Under: Flower and Garden

From Lily, 10 years old, Brisbane, Queensland

What goes up slowly but comes down fast???

The Tower of Terror at Dreamworld
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Filed Under: Riddles

From Bubbe, a grownup, Randallstown, MD

My friend told me that when he was driving to my house he saw a piecost in the middle of the road. I asked him, “What’s a piecost?”

He said “$4.99.”
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Filed Under: Riddles

From Demi D, 10 years old, Ottawa, ON , Canada

So I live down in Long Beach, also known (in my opinion) as land of the living dead. Every morning there are lots of zombies roaming the streeets. This one zombie got a new girlfriend. He introduced her to his buddy and the buddy said……

‘Wow, she’s a hottie. Where’d you dig her up?’

ps: I got this pun from the book ”I Funny” by James Patterson
joke told by Jamie Grimm

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Filed Under: Zombie

From Amelia, 8 years old, Plymouth, England

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Luke
Luke who?

Luke through the hole and you’ll see!
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Filed Under: Knock Knock

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