Outside a dog, a book is a man’s best friend.
Inside a dog, it’s too dark to read.
What is one kind of snack that will always surprise you?
A pop tart!
Two bunnies, a boy and a girl, were walking in the mall. Suddenly a little girl bunny ran over and gave the boy bunny a hug and said “I haven’t seen you in forever!” and she ran off. “Who was that?” the girl bunny asked.
“Oh, just some bunny that I used to know!” the boy bunny laughed!
Why wasn’t the elephant in the car?
He was filling his trunk.
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Food is on me to night!
Why was the Math Book so sad?
He had a lot of problems!
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