What did the rug say to the floor, when the police came?
“Don’t worry, I got you covered!”
Why did the one-handed monster cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop!
Why did the boy eat his homework?
Beacuse his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
What’s a thing, but not a thing at all?
NOTHING
Where does spaghetti go to dance?
The meat-ball!
How do you make seven even?
You take the S off!
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